X’er Phrases

just got a dick shoved in their mouth
you’ve been ignored up the ass
just got their tongue cut off
just got smacked in the mouth with ignore
you’ve been blessed to ignore
you’ve been blessed by god
enjoy being mute
just got a banana shoved down their throat
you’ve been blessed by the ignore god
just got my foot shoved in their mouth
just got the volume turned down
just got knocked the fuck out
just got a dildo shoved down their throat
you’ve just been baptized
how is it being a mime?
just got their tongue nailed to a table
just got a bloody tampon shoved in their mouth
you’ve been blessed to STFU
omg you’re invisible. where’d you go?
omg you’re a ghost!
omg i can’t see you!
poof you’re gone
got slapped with duct tape on the mouth
just got a cucumber shoved in their mout