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Lagoon at Mandalay Bay during The IWANTYOU.COM private Party     My trip to Vegas for the porn convention was literally insane. First night I got there I played the slot machines and won $80 and then doubled it in Roulette.  The next day I went out onto the convention floor and met with a lot of sponsor programs and hosting companies.  That night was the Jungle Bash.  Ytcracker got us VIP tickets there where we got to go in the private area.  At one point we were relaxing with some honeys and we had to leave because the owner of Sex.com asked us to get out of his table.  Went to bed about 5am and then woke up at 10am to go to the convention floor once again.  We were rolling deep with about 10-15 people that day.  At night I went to this content shoot and I was going to make my friend Eric into a pornstar, who I named the “Weapon of Mass Seduction”.  Problem we ran into was that it was only a girl on girl shoot.  So afterwards we all split up and I got tickets to the private Meat Cash Party with 2 people and everyone else went to hear ytcracker DJ at the Extreme Fetish party.  At the meatcash party all of the girls were walking around topless and serving drinks.  At one point I walked up to a girl and asked her what she did in the business and she told me she was hired to go down on guys and she expected a whole line of people to be there.  I kindly rejected but wished her luck.  I stayed at this party for a long time and went to bed about 6am and once again woke up at 10.  Thursday night was the big night so after spending the day on the convention floor I went the Players Ball PreParty where MTV was at filming.  I was of course in my pink pimp outfit with the STC Pimp cup that was made prior to the party.  We rolled to the party in a stretch excursion and were the first to enter the door.  Some of us met Coolio earlier in the day I forgot to mention.  Flavah Flav hosted the show along with Don Magic Juan.  Cypress Hill and Digital Underground and STC all performed.  The mic cut out at the end and phlow and ytc had to go occapella and some of Don’s crew got upset with us but we settled it down.  Chingy the rapper couldn’t even get into the ball is how crazy it was.  DMC from RunDMC was there mingling with people which was pretty cool.  I met a fan of STC named Bizzy who came to the event and this man was crazy.  He was four foot nine and wouldn’t stop drinking.  He rofled my world the whole time.  I tried to get him laid at 5am by this pornstar and she agreed but I lost contact with her.  If you are wondering– no I didn’t get any play in Vegas, its completely whores and gold diggers.  Here are some pictures:

I’ll post more pictures soon when I get them, this is all I have now.

Edit: I’m finally moved in down in Tampa… er.. Brandon?  The house I got is pretty empty while I’m filling it up with furniture.  I feel as if I’m 18 going on 29.  I started randomly posting on xangas getting a few responses.  I only know a few people down here right now but I don’t think it will be long until I’m back in the flow.  Come visit.

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