represent the almighty whitey cracker high ponce
family history
i was born on august 23, 1982 in the pimpin’ socal town of la mirada, california (where, coincidentally, they made teenage mutant ninja turtle toys). i didn’t hang around there for too long because my pops hated the area and wanted to head back to his home state, colorado. when i was 4, we moved from denver back to my dad’s birthplace, colorado springs.
my mom was born in honolulu, hawaii and my mom’s side of the family is chinese-hawaiian with that military irish from my grandfather. my grandfather on my dad’s side was half squaw (choctaw indian) among caucasian, so i am a mutt to say the least. i’m probably not nearly white enough to be known as ytcracker.
i have a little brother who is hella dark skinned and definitely fits in with my mom’s side of the family. he does me proud by spreading the ytcracker gospel.
i have a beautiful wife named jolene and a daughter isabella kylie. those two women consume most if not all of my free time although they would never admit it.
education and working
i attended palmer high school for a while but i realized school was absolute bullshit and i never learned anything there anyways. in september of 1999, i gained international notoriety for website defacement, notably government institutions with characteristically lax security. i did some freelance work for a while in the computer security and software development fields, dabbled in web design, and goofed off a lot.
in all actuality, i really refute that i learned anything worthwhile in school. i thank my parents for instilling me with a good foundation to build from. i learned to read at two years old and was programming computers shortly after. once i had the basics down, i found love in electronics and pursued the interest on my own.
i’ve done a lot of shit and continue to do a lot of shit in the corporate world. people are assholes a lot of the time because of how young i am, but i say fuck them and eat a dick because i own.
music
i’ve loved music forever. i’ve been playing the guitar for mad years now and i can navigate my way around most instruments anyway. i love all music but really identify with electronic dance music and hiphop. i’ve been listening and producing both for a number of years.
my hiphop clique is known as angelpool productions. our fearless leader, paul jensen aka quintessence, is in new york (or new jersey, one of the two) interning at a major studio while pursuing his music degree. i also do many solo and collabo projects with other local artists as well as artists on the internet.
i’ve worked with and performed with famous artists and will continue to do so as my career takes off so phear it.
computers
i’m a fucking god at computers don’t try to test me bitch.
porn
i’ve been in the suit-and-tie adult entertainment industry since i was about 15 years old. yes, arguably, i was not old enough to be involved in the industry at that time – however, i don’t really like porn any more than the next guy. i love money and it happens to make money – this is where i derive my love for pornography.
Calendar
2005 PLAYERS BALL WITH CYPRESS HILL
01.06.2005
MORE INFO SOON
Contact
email
contact@ytcracker.com
icq
101704
aim
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Links
my livejournal – www.livejournal.com/users/ytcracker
gofuckyourself.com adult webmaster board – www.gofuckyourself.com
pimpboard.com adult webmaster board – www.pimpboard.com
colorado beach records – www.coloradobeach.com
angelpool official page (rarely updated) – angelpool.iuma.com
d-money show – www.d-moneyshow.com
scientyphik dot com – www.scientyphik.com
spamfiles dot biz – www.spamfiles.biz
spamtec dot com – www.spamtec.com
dialekt ill/one track mind – www.dialektonetrack.tk
